THINGS TO PONDER

Here's a list of things to ponder.........

Things that take most of us 50 years to learn:

• There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness"
• The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
• The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
• If you had to identify , in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "meetings".
• You should not confuse your career with your life.
• A person who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person.
• Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
• You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you thinks she is pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Just a partial list......go ahead and add yours!